All the middle schoolers smoke White Runtz. They come into my store and I don’t tell them anything. It is easier to sell Arizona Iced Tea and fresh produce to a client whose nucleus accumbens is totally deregulated. Supply-side economics— you know what I’m saying. I put the snacks in the bag and watch a cracked iPhone 6 come out of the pocket of an Anti Social Social Club hoodie as this goober goes and taps to pay. His lock screen flickers on and I see a picture of Lionel Messi in a Barca kit. It was black and said Qatar Airways. ...